Well Girlfriend No More

We are now at the 1 week mark.

Can I get a woof woof?

Something as important as a name

So, my nimrod girlfriend and I just came back from a weekend food ritual, enhanced this week with a warehouse retailer near where I live. Once we were back at home, everything was put away, I asked, "So what's next, *****-ie?" to which I received a prompt, "You never call me *****-ie!"

Really? Strange, I guess so...maybe I'm a bit formal.

So this got me thinking, what are the names she calls me?

This is what i was able to come up with:

Dear and occasionally Deer
No, Dear
NO, Dear
NO DEER

Dumbass
Really, Dumbass?
Whatever you think Deer

And, my personal favorite:
Where did you put the remote?


Fantastic!

Welcome to My Nimrod Girlfriend